Stone Pigs

undeniable underlying truths

For Slavery, or Not For Slavery

Alan Partis | June 29, 2011

Yes, America’s Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery. No, they didn’t. Both statements are correct and you, dear reader, are displaying your own ignorance and foolishness if you don’t already know that.

For What is Weiner Going to Rehab?

Alan Partis | June 12, 2011

We all have character flaws, but I’d rather be represented by a pervert than a liar.